Bad News Tour ^{_{(Part 1)}}

	idle hands make the devil’s house work as someone probably didn’t say once or twice 3 times a lady . make no sense ? neither does sticking a motor in a pumpkin . but you get that .
“yo dogg, check out this fly piece of orange arrangement – scooped out, tricked up, maximisational respect . wassup ? yo heard it here first . gettin’ ready to ride – yo carriage awaits, check it .”

_from P-Master I

 coming around this time of year i usually donate to my favourite cause : wikipedia .

but unfortunately because of the current global economic climate i’m not gonna .

instead i’m pledging to set aside at least 5 hours to editting the beast and making the world slightly more slanted towards my POV . ha ha .

so there you go people – something good for ya to do this christmas if finances are tight – no money spent, and yer making a positive contribution to humanity . probably .

1. The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
2. Wearing headphones for 1 hour will increase the bacteria in you ear by 700 times.
3. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end due to the rate of reproduction.
4. The average human body contains enough sulfur to kill all the fleas on an average dog.
5. You are more likely to be target for mosquitos if you eat bananas.
6. The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.
7. In medieval England, beer was often served with breakfast.
8. The first man-made item to exceed the speed of sound was a leather whip.
9. The most common non-contagious disease in the world is tooth decay.
10. A cat’s jaw can not move sideways.
11. The names of all the continents end with the same letter they started with.
12. If you stood at the bottom of a well, you would be able to see the stars even during the daytime.
13. Grapes will explode if you put them in the microwave.
14. Starfish do not have brains.
15. Cats have better memories than dogs.

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