some of the funniest comedy from the most dysfunctional band in the heavy-metal…verse – bad news .

I could play “Stairway to Heaven” when I was twelve. Jimmy Page didn’t actually write it until he was twenty-two. I think that says quite a lot.

i’m not being sarky here, guns are fun .
they make loud noises – they make things explode – they take a degree of skill to operate – they’re exciting

i’m seeing a lota parallels between guns in the US and fireworks in NZ .

fireworks are great .
they make loud noises – they make things explode – they’re exciting .

unfortunately guns/fireworks go wrong sometimes . usually when they fall into the hands of angry young selfish types .

so what do you do ? ban them all ? yeah, right . especially when so much money is to be made :

. . .. . .. . . . … . slight juxtaposition found on NZHerald.co.nz ^6/12/07

” hey ! Now the Angry young selfish Arabs can kill themselves just like us ! “

” Sir, they’ve been doing that for a while now … “

” oh really ? hmmm … how about Twinkies … do they have Twinkies ? “

. small-arm* manufacturers are crossing over the line of humanity . how can you design and manufacture a weapon to be sold to public thats sole purpose is to kill a human ? how can the US 2nd amendment be justified and taken so literally ?

*and i’m not talking about children’s skivveys or jumpers, midgets, thelidamide _(sp) , woolen pull-overs in a hot-wash, monkeys, house-flies or hippys .

or fireworks anymore it seems .

while on a fruitless pursuit of beer (pictures) on the internet i came across this beauty …

this is Geekdom’s Adoration of the Magi – except based on actual events and a lot cooler .

just wondering where is.. . … . Red Dwarf – Death Star – ISS – The Nostromo … anything else ?

_{thank you Dan Carlson – wherever you are}

” check this clever thing.
i think it’s a thing. ”

courtesy of Ants Jackson… oh, ^{and Adobe}

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Watch it and piss your trousers.

(alo) B (ar)