wow, the year is 2007 and the United States congress have decided thats its a great idea to keep firearms out of the hands of mentally-ill people . Pure genius ! Only the best minds in all the land could have come up with that one . And not a moment too soon .

In other news the NZ cricket team have been humbled yet again by the all-conquering Australians . Man, they are good . Man, we are not so good .